Tuesday, 12:04 PM
Dear Friend,
I've discovered something truly amazing.
You can cure many forms of cancer with a ball peen hammer.
Yeah… a good old fashioned ball peen hammer.
Here's what you do…
After running really expensive (and often inconclusive) diagnostics that show a person may have cancer… you go out and buy a brand new ball peen hammer. (This only works with a NEW hammer… a used one won't work.)
Then you whack the patient on the head… really hard.
When it doesn't work… uh, I mean IF it doesn't work… you go buy a brand …

Tuesday, 11:13 AM
Dear Friend,
I've been in a few tough situations over the years.
In every single case, by the grace of God (and with a little preparation on my part), I wound up being the victor.
Here's just a small sample:

I've faced down several homicidal armed attackers…

Survived two nasty divorces…

Experienced 10 straight years of consecutive business failures…

Been legally bankrupt once and technically bankrupt 4 other times…

Lived without any kind of safety net in two different foreign countries (one was the most dangerous country in the world at that …

Dear Friend,
Listen up cuz this is really important.
I know this message may be "off topic" since it's not about marketing or copywriting… but it's MY newsletter so I can write about anything I want!
But seriously, I'm going to reveal some really valuable health info today.
Look, what good is it to have a successful business and make a ton of money if your health is bad and you always feel crappy.
What I'm about to reveal is truly a matter of life and death…
Just making one small change in your eating habits …