Helluva subject line, inn’t it?

Listen, the purpose of this email is to sell you something.

So why beat around the bush?

Hey, at least I’m honest about it.

So screw all those copywriting rules and sales techniques.
Let’s just cut to the chase:

BUY MY STUFF.

IT WORKS. AND IT WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY.

And the reason I can promise you this is true is because I keep getting emails from the knights in my Marketing Camelot that blow my mind. (Small explosion though.)

Emails like these:

“Hey Dan,

Just thought I’d say thanks for creating the Players With Money System. I’m making a consistent 6 figures a year from just this one system.

Not bad for a KTB [kitchen table business] that I hardly invest 3 hours/month in.

I’ve been meaning to send this email for flip’n’ ever but I guess all the stars aligned just right today so…here it is.

Thanks again”

– Tom Holub

[Doberman Dan’s note: The “Players With Money System” is something I give my knights FREE. You can get IMMEDIATE access to it in the password-protected knights only website.]

“We put into place the things we learned from Dan’s mastermind and the result was adding “rocket fuel” to our growth rate. In fact, our little company was named the 304th fastest growing company in America by Inc Magazine. Our business grew over 1,400% and we credit Dan and our mastermind partners for helping us break through to the next level of growth.”

– Allen & Erin Baler, Reboot Marketing LLC

“Your newsletter and advice have helped me build my online auto parts business to over $5.5 million in annual sales. I believe any industry can take your easy and powerful strategies and apply them to grow their business. You are definitely an outside-the-box thinker. It’s a breath of fresh air to learn from someone out there applying the strategies they are teaching, and not someone who’s just a talking head out to take my money. I can tell you really care about your clients.”

– Brian Hanson, Jacksonville, FL

“We only had time to implement two of the unique programs Dan provided us to boost sales and profits. Even with the limited time we had to invest, within the past 12 months we’re just a tad shy of TRIPLING our sales.”

– Steve Young and Mike Ledeboer, A.S. Research Labs

“After all the thousands I’ve invested in various courses and materials, Dan’s advice has been the most valuable in helping me build a profitable health and fitness publishing company. His coaching allowed me to start a new business from my kitchen table with practically no capital… and create a part-time supplement business in only one month, currently on track to make $87,000 its first year… completely on auto-pilot!”

Chris Stella, Freelance Copywriter & Consultant

“I’ve been along for the ride since issue #1 and enjoyed every minute of it. MY INCOME IS UP ABOUT THREE-FOLD over last year and that’s no small part due to the advice in the Doberman Dan Letter. Keep it up. People are listening.”

Rob Gramer, copywriter for heavy hitter companies in the health and financial markets

I’ve got tons more stories and case studies like that. But if I shared them all in this email it would take you about 12 hours to read this.

Look, the bottom line is this:

All the knights you just heard from are awesome people.

But so are you.

And if they can make money with my stuff, then I’m pretty sure you can too.

That’s why I’m telling you to JOIN MY MARKETING CAMELOT NOW.

It obviously works. So what else do you need to see? Some dude in a coma who made money with it?

Geez, just man up and get on board already, will ya?

Here’s a big reason why you need to join the Marketing Camelot now:

I’ve been giving new knights two 30-minute phone/Skype consultations with me.

My consulting fee is now $2,000/hour… so that’s a real world value of two-thousand buckeroos you’re getting.

I had a knight a couple years ago spend an hour on the phone with me. What I revealed took his business from being plateaued at $60,000/month…

…to doing 7-FIGURES A MONTH… in a little less than eight months.

THAT is the value of those two FREE 30-minute consultations you’re gonna get.

But… demand for my time is now at an all-time high.

So as of this Friday, December 18 at midnight Eastern Time, I’ll be pulling these two FREE 30-minute consultations off the table.

So if you want my personal one-on-one help to get you making a lot of cashola, you gotta jump on this NOW.

Click here to join the Marketing Camelot before you lose out on your two FREE 30-minute consultations.

All the best,
Doberman Dan

P.S. You do realize that you actually DO the stuff I teach if you want to make a lot of money, right?

And you do understand that “sit-on-your-big-ole-booty- and-think-yourself-to-riches” is a big stinkin’ lie, don’t-cha?

Great! You and I are gonna get along just fine.

Now stop screwing around…

Click here to get knighted and take your place at my side in the Marketing Camelot.

If you reject my offer I’m gonna go find some dude in a coma and teach HIM how to make money with my stuff.

That’ll show ya.

Pax vobiscum.