Thursday, [8:24] PM
Back in 1970, four California Highway Patrol officers were involved in a gunfight with two men on a traffic stop.
The incident was later referred to as… The Newhall Massacre.
During this gunfight, these four California Highway Patrol (CHP) officers were mercilessly gunned down in only a matter of minutes.
Interestingly enough, several were found dead with empty shell casings in their pockets.
Why in the world did they have empty bullet casings in their pockets?
Because the CHP range training staff didn’t like to clean up empty shell casings after firearms training. (This was back in the day when police departments issued good old “wheel guns”… revolvers.)
So these geniuses on the CHP range staff trained their officers to dump their empty shell casings into their hand and then gingerly place them into their front pockets.
Good for the range staff… incredibly bad for those poor guys in that gunfight.
You see, when these CHP officers got into that gunfight, they automatically and unconsciously reverted back to exactly how they were trained.
And while these poor cops were dumping their empty shell casings into their hands and then putting them into their pockets as they were trained, the bad guys were dumping their shell casings on the ground so they could reload as fast as possible and keep shooting.
And unlike the movies, the good guys don’t always win…
The Better-Trained Guys Win!
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