{"id":9522,"date":"2011-12-19T13:05:13","date_gmt":"2011-12-19T18:05:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dobermandan.com\/?p=9522"},"modified":"2013-04-01T22:41:48","modified_gmt":"2013-04-02T03:41:48","slug":"i-guarantee-youll-make-1-million-dollars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dobermandan.com\/blog\/i-guarantee-youll-make-1-million-dollars\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I GUARANTEE You&#8217;ll Make $1 MILLION Dollars!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Monday, 10:29 AM<\/p>\n<p>Dear Friend,<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to a conversation with a new acquaintance, I&#8217;ve recently experienced a major paradigm shift.<\/p>\n<p>It jarred me from a growing apathy with the force of a category 5 hurricane.<\/p>\n<p>The other day, a recent conversation with one of Gary Halbert&#8217;s friends and confidants took a completely unexpected turn from the subject of marketing&#8230; and it had the effect of hitting me upside the noggin with a big honkin&#8217; 2&#215;4.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been holed up in my office with a yellow pad and pen in intense introspection ever since.<\/p>\n<p>To make a long story short, (which I&#8217;m admittedly not very good at) in 2012 I&#8217;m completely reevaluating my goals and plans.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m dumping a LOT of stuff off my plate, including a relatively hassle-free business bringing in a quite sizable monthly chunk of change with a time investment of only 4 to 5 hours a week. (I&#8217;ve decided to actually just GIVE this business to a trustworthy person and only take a very small and reasonable percentage of sales.)<\/p>\n<p>Why am I doing this?<\/p>\n<p>Well, like I said, a 60-minute conversation with a very unique man caused a major paradigm shift in my jaded mind.<\/p>\n<p>With only 3 carefully uttered sentences he was able to break through DECADES of crusty built-up cynicism and reactivate a part of me I thought was gone forever. (It was both exciting AND a little scary.)<\/p>\n<p>Anyhoo&#8230; one of the changes I&#8217;m making in 2012, prompted by this recent introspection, is putting the blinders on and focusing on <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.on2url.com\/app\/adtrack.asp?MerchantID=162759&amp;AdID=578810\">a project I&#8217;m INTENSELY passionate about<\/a><\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>Somewhat related to that, I&#8217;m also considering the possibility of working with one or two meticulously-selected clients in a partnership\/retainer-type arrangement&#8230; with my compensation based on results.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, here&#8217;s the e-mail I sent recently announcing this possibility:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Quite often I&#8217;m contacted by people who want me to&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; help them get a flood of new customers&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; improve their lead flow and conversions&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; write killer order-pulling sales copy&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; exploit all the various media they&#8217;re neglecting<br \/>\n(and missing out on a fortune)&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; and reveal the undiscovered wealth they&#8217;ve<br \/>\nbeen overlooking in their business.<\/p>\n<p>95% of the time my answer is&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8216;Thanks&#8230; but no thanks.&#8217;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>See, most client work doesn&#8217;t make economic sense<br \/>\nfor me any more. I have a lot more fun and make way<br \/>\nmore money with way less hassles with my own projects.<\/p>\n<p>But&#8230; every few years I get a soft spot in my heart and<br \/>\nconsider taking on one or two clients&#8230; IF they&#8217;re cool people<br \/>\nI enjoy hanging out with&#8230; AND meet my rather stringent<br \/>\nqualifications.<\/p>\n<p>Because I&#8217;ve become quite protective of my time, I have a<br \/>\nsecret page I require all potential clients to read before I<br \/>\ninvest even one minute speaking with them about their<br \/>\nproject or business.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re a &#8216;player&#8217;&#8230;a REAL entrepreneur with a successful<br \/>\nbusiness (not a time vampire &#8220;tire kicker&#8221;) and you&#8217;re<br \/>\ninterested in having me work with you to quickly and<br \/>\ndramatically bump up your sales and profits,<br \/>\n<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dobermandan.com\/my-secret-page-for-people-who-think-they-want-to-become-my-client\/\">here&#8217;s that secret page<\/a><\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>Who knows. We just may wind up having a lot of fun together<br \/>\nwhile we&#8217;re doubling, tripling or quadrupling your business<br \/>\nthis year.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dobermandan.com\/my-secret-page-for-people-who-think-they-want-to-become-my-client\/\">Click here to see if you qualify&#8230;<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p>All the best,<br \/>\nDan<\/p>\n<p>P.S. There are already three PWM&#8217;s (players with money)<br \/>\nin my qualification queue for 2012&#8230; so if you want to be<br \/>\nadded to the list there&#8217;s no time to dilly dally.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I received quite a few requests from people wanting to be considered. Quite frankly, only three fit the requirements. (I had already been communicating with one since about July.)<\/p>\n<p>The rest? I referred them to copywriters in my <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.on2url.com\/app\/adtrack.asp?MerchantID=162759&amp;AdID=578810\">Marketing Camelot<\/a><\/span> I felt were the right match for the client.<\/p>\n<p>A week or so later something interesting happened.<\/p>\n<p>One of the clients I&#8217;d passed on asked my opinion about some copywriter he found online.\u00a0 I&#8217;d never heard of this copywriter (strange in and of itself) but he was making an outrageous promise on his website very similar to the sarcastic title of this post.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">It&#8217;s time for a dose of Doberman Dan &#8220;slap you upside the head&#8221; reality&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Many copywriters have figured out the biggest key to success in getting clients isn&#8217;t competence and track record. It&#8217;s&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Self Aggrandizement!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Gary Halbert was a master at this. Hell, he even taught it at his seminars as the key to freelancing success.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, many A-list copywriters (the REAL heavy hitters writing for the biggest direct mailers in the world) have a higher batting average than the &#8220;lesser mortal&#8221; copywriters.<\/p>\n<p>(BTW, there are probably less than 19 REAL A-list copywriters in the entire world. Many CLAIMING to be A-listers on their websites definitely are NOT. They&#8217;re doing what the self help people call &#8220;telling the truth in advance&#8221;&#8230; which is also known as LYING.)<\/p>\n<p>Anyhoo&#8230; in spite of all the rumors, amazing success stories and legends passed around about the A-list copywriters&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Not a Single One Bats 1,000%!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>We could combine the brains of Clayton Makepeace, Gary Bencivenga, Jim Rutz, Arthur Johnson, Parris Lampropoulos, David Deutsch, Carline Anglade Cole&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;we could even resurrect John Caples, Robert Collier, Gary Halbert, Eugene Schwartz and David Ogilvy&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and have them write the best piece of sales copy in the history of the world&#8230; and&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>It Would STILL Be Impossible<br \/>\nTo Guarantee Success!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Look, any copywriter offering a guarantee that his package will be a success is either a liar or delusional.<\/p>\n<p>You see, the copy is only a small part in the success equation. (The MOST important part is the person READING the copy&#8230; but we&#8217;ve talked about that before.)<\/p>\n<p>The bottom line is&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>NOTHING In This Life Is Guaranteed!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>You can have a financial package mailing to MILLIONS of people month after month for YEARS, completely kicking booty. And on your next drop of 5 million pieces, watch what happens to your response when the Euro or the dollar tanks&#8230; or we start another never-ending war against an undefined enemy.<\/p>\n<p>Your &#8220;guaranteed&#8221; copy just lost you MILLIONS of dollars&#8230; and you&#8217;re probably out of business overnight. (I just talked with a guy yesterday who had that happen. It can make you think about finding a bridge to jump off.)<\/p>\n<p>Yes, you can hire copywriters with successful track records and experience that are better &#8220;bets&#8221; than other less experienced people. (That&#8217;s why you pay the big bucks to hire them.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>But There Are STILL No Guarantees!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Even the big boys strike out. (Quite frequently, actually.)<\/p>\n<p>Your lesson for the day:<\/p>\n<p>Anybody offering you a guarantee like the title of this post is either oblivious to reality&#8230; or is attempting to appeal to your greed in order to extract money from you.<\/p>\n<p>Every true entrepreneur knows this universal truth:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>There Are NO Guarantees!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>All the best,<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.dobermandan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/dobedansig_sm7.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-47\" title=\"dobedansig_sm7\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dobermandan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/dobedansig_sm7.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"74\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can you guarantee success?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,10,13],"tags":[1220,1486,1463,1457,395,1478,1460,1071,1456,1479,1483,102,170,1474,420,2353,1455,774,1477,1458,1485,180,1462,1481,603,815,551,550,1473,1227,1472,1471,1476,938,1475,1482,1480,1464,1484,1459],"class_list":{"0":"post-9522","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-copywriting","7":"category-gary-halbert","8":"category-success-mindset","9":"tag-1-million","10":"tag-1-million-dollars","11":"tag-apathy","12":"tag-best-friends","13":"tag-blinders","14":"tag-busi","15":"tag-category-5-hurricane","16":"tag-chunk","17":"tag-confidants","18":"tag-cynical-mind","19":"tag-cynicism","20":"tag-dear-friend","21":"tag-e-mail","22":"tag-economic-sense","23":"tag-friend-thanks","24":"tag-gary-halbert","25":"tag-guarantee","26":"tag-handful","27":"tag-hassles","28":"tag-introspection","29":"tag-jaded-mind","30":"tag-marketing","31":"tag-minor-depression","32":"tag-minute-conversation","33":"tag-nbsp","34":"tag-noggin","35":"tag-paradigm-shift","36":"tag-paradigm-shifts","37":"tag-partnership","38":"tag-retainer","39":"tag-side-projects","40":"tag-sizable-chunk","41":"tag-soft-spot","42":"tag-stringent-qualifications","43":"tag-thanks-but-no-thanks","44":"tag-time-investment","45":"tag-trustworthy-person","46":"tag-unexpected-turn","47":"tag-vario","48":"tag-yellow-pad"},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.9 - 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