{"id":1664,"date":"2009-10-29T12:31:34","date_gmt":"2009-10-29T17:31:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dobermandan.com\/?p=1664"},"modified":"2009-10-29T12:39:53","modified_gmt":"2009-10-29T17:39:53","slug":"stretching-the-truth-marketing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dobermandan.com\/blog\/stretching-the-truth-marketing\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Stretching The Truth&#8221; Marketing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>&#8220;The highest compact we can make with our fellow is,<br \/>\n&#8216;Let there be truth between us two forever more.'&#8221; <\/strong><strong><br \/>\n&#8211;Ralph Waldo Emerson<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dear Friend,<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve got a couple BMWs I&#8217;ve been thinking about selling.<\/p>\n<p>For a couple reasons.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t get me wrong. They&#8217;re great cars.<\/p>\n<p>Too much maintenance for me.<\/p>\n<p>And they&#8217;re perceived as &#8220;rich guy&#8221; cars. (Frankly, I don&#8217;t want that kind of attention.)<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;ve been thinking about selling them for a while now. I just haven&#8217;t been motivated enough to stick a &#8220;for sale&#8221; sign on &#8217;em or place a classified ad.<\/p>\n<p>Naturally, my ears perked up when I received this e-mail from a local dealership this week:<\/p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1666  alignleft\" title=\"BMW-email\" src=\"https:\/\/dobermandan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/BMW-email.png\" alt=\"BMW-email\" width=\"593\" height=\"586\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dobermandan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/BMW-email.png 593w, https:\/\/www.dobermandan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/BMW-email-300x296.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 593px) 100vw, 593px\" \/>\n<p>I usually look at this stuff through a marketer&#8217;s eyes.<\/p>\n<p>They put a deadline on the offer. That was good.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s what REALLY caught my attention&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Did you notice this part in all caps and underlined?:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">THERE IS NO PURCHASE NECESSARY<\/span>!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">That caught my eye because my initial reaction was that this was a tactic to get people in the door to trade up to a new car.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">They mention if you&#8217;d like to trade up, they&#8217;re happy to make a deal&#8230; but they&#8217;re offering to buy your used BMW outright.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">So I took the time out of my day to see what kind of offer they would make.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Let&#8217;s just say this e-mail wasn&#8217;t <em>exactly<\/em> true. It was a bit of &#8220;creative writing&#8221; or stretching the truth.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Aww heck! Let me callz &#8217;em like I seez &#8217;em. It was&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>A Lie!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">There was no offer to buy my car. The salesman even admitted they sent out the e-mail to try and get people into the showroom to upgrade to a newer car.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">They made me an offer on what they could accept in TRADE for my vehicles&#8230; but they were not &#8220;buying vehicles&#8221; like the e-mail stated.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I didn&#8217;t make a big deal out of it. In fact, I didn&#8217;t say much of anything.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The sales people I&#8217;ve dealt with there have always been nice and helpful.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The service department there has always been top notch. They do great work and complete it on time.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I REALLY want to like these guys and leave the option open for doing business with them in the future&#8230; but dog-gone it! They lied to me!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">NOT cool.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I was already not crazy about my existing cars&#8230; but I COULD have been convinced to buy another one if my concerns were addressed.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Unfortunately after this incident, BMW won&#8217;t be an option for me. I&#8217;ll probably buy a good, used Japanese car.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>&#8220;Honesty pays, but it doesn&#8217;t seem<br \/>\nto pay enough to suit some people.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I hope this goes without saying, but lying to your prospects and customers is NOT how you should do business.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">You might fool them once and get ONE sale&#8230; but they&#8217;ll never buy from you again.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I know I&#8217;m preaching to the choir today. You would never do something like this.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I guess I just needed to blow off some steam. I was really disappointed with these guys. Especially because tricking people is not necessary.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">If they would give me the opportunity, I could create a program that would cause a sales EXPLOSION over the next 30 days. Even in this crappy economy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">It would be pretty easy to do and wouldn&#8217;t involve tricking people to get them into the showroom.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">In fact, I&#8217;m utterly amazed the dealership has never done this.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Wanna know what I&#8217;d do to cause a sales explosion?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I promise I&#8217;ll tell ya&#8230; but I want to hear what YOU would do first.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Write your ideas in the comments box below. After you&#8217;ve shared what you would do, I&#8217;ll reveal exactly what I would do to cause a BMW sales explosion.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">This is gonna be fun.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">All the best,<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-65\" title=\"dobedansig_sm12\" src=\"https:\/\/dobermandan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/dobedansig_sm12.jpg\" alt=\"dobedansig_sm12\" width=\"150\" height=\"74\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<\/br><br \/>\n<\/br><br \/>\n<\/br><br \/>\n<\/br><br \/>\nP.S. Other than this incident, everybody there at the dealership has been really great. I think they&#8217;re good people. They just made a bad decision.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Do you think I should share my feelings with the owner&#8230; or just keep my mouth shut?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;The highest compact we can make with our fellow is, &#8216;Let there be truth between us two forever more.&#8217;&#8221; &#8211;Ralph Waldo Emerson Dear Friend, I&#8217;ve got a couple BMWs I&#8217;ve been thinking about selling. For a couple reasons. Don&#8217;t get me wrong. They&#8217;re great cars. Too much maintenance for me. 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