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The first was the bodybuilding market&#8230; all the way back in the pioneer days of online marketing in 1996.<\/p>\n<p>Listen, I truly am a nothing nobody who grew up poor in a nothing\/nobody little town in Ohio.<\/p>\n<p>So even it might sound clich\u00e9&#8230; if a nothing\/nobody like me can create a great lifestyle and make some pretty good dough doing this&#8230; then without a shadow of a doubt in my manic mind, I know, that I know, that I \u201ccross-my-heart-and-hope-to-die\u201d KNOW&#8230; that&#8230;YOU can do it, too!<\/p>\n<p><em>Soooooo<\/em>&#8230;. if <em>you<\/em> would like to discover my proven process to go from a complete unknown in your niche to famous in 180 days or less&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/dobermandan.convertri.com\/celebrityauthority\">then check out this page.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>If your application is accepted, you\u2019ll never have to worry about getting new clients ever again. Because, at last&#8230; you can stop chasing and start <em>attracting<\/em> clients!<\/p>\n<p>All the best,<br \/>\nDoberman Dan<\/p>\n<p>P.S. Even though I <em>should<\/em> charge a fee to apply &#8212; to dissuade all the lookie-loos and time vampires &#8212; I\u2019m not.<\/p>\n<p>It costs nothing but a few minutes of your time to apply.<\/p>\n<p>Pax vobiscum.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I say \u201cfamous\u201d with finger quotes. Because my fame is restricted to a teeny, weeny slice of the population. One that I selected, targeted and worked my cute little booty off to plant my flag there. Why? 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