{"id":13287,"date":"2020-07-29T20:03:36","date_gmt":"2020-07-29T18:03:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dobermandan.com\/blog\/?p=13287"},"modified":"2021-08-10T20:54:07","modified_gmt":"2021-08-10T18:54:07","slug":"hand-to-god-i-dont-mean-to-offend-you-or-make-you-feel-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dobermandan.com\/blog\/hand-to-god-i-dont-mean-to-offend-you-or-make-you-feel-bad\/","title":{"rendered":"Hand to God, I don\u2019t mean to offend you or make you feel bad…"},"content":{"rendered":"

And because<\/em> I don’t want to offend anybody or make anybody feel bad, I\u2019m not gonna mention any names or specific people.<\/p>\n

So if you\u2019re one of the people who have contacted me and you think I\u2019m talking about you, you\u2019re mistaken. The person I\u2019ll talk about in this email is a composite.<\/p>\n

Adelante.<\/em><\/p>\n

A few weeks ago, I offered a product that shows how to be a marketing consultant to local businesses.<\/p>\n

BTW, since even a half-assed motivated person can quickly create a six-figure income with this — ESPECIALLY under the current economic conditions — I sold it\u00a0waaaaayyyyyy<\/em> too cheap. And I\u2019m correcting that. Soon it will ONLY be offered as an area exclusive license with personal training and support from me. Basically like a Doberman Dan consultancy franchise. And it will now be $12,000… or more.<\/p>\n

Anyhoo… in that program I recommend that you work with businesses that sell stuff at high price points.<\/p>\n

A week or so after purchasing, one of the buyers contacted me and said that there are no high transaction businesses in his town. Therefore, \u201cthis won\u2019t work for me.\u201d<\/p>\n

That\u2019s BS for several reasons. And any intelligent person knows it.<\/p>\n

First of all, you mean to tell me that there are no dentists, car dealers, jewelry stores, building contractors, or about 50 other businesses I could name off the top of my head that sell high ticket products or services?<\/p>\n

BS excuse number one shot down.<\/p>\n

However… let\u2019s give him the benefit of the doubt. Even if that is true because he lives in a town with a population of only 39 humans, 15 dogs and 3 pigs… I bet there are other towns near him that have all those businesses.<\/p>\n

BS excuse numero two ALSO shot down.<\/p>\n

But here\u2019s the thang…<\/p>\n

I no longer waste my time trying to change someone\u2019s viewpoint who has already made a decision that\u2019s 100% contrary to the facts.<\/p>\n

Why?<\/p>\n

Because as I shared the other day…<\/p>\n

\u201cFor as he thinketh in his heart, so is he.\u201d<\/p>\n

That\u2019s how the mystics described it.<\/p>\n

The more modern way of saying it is this:<\/p>\n

You can\u2019t keep a loser from losing… and you can\u2019t keep a winner from winning.<\/p>\n

But that sounds kinda harsh, doesn\u2019t it? Let\u2019s just stick with the biblical way of saying it.<\/p>\n

In the past I tried to educate people to the fact that their mindset was guaranteeing their failure. And plenty of people who did NOT make excuses were getting flat out RICH with the exact same information.<\/p>\n

Nowadays I don\u2019t waste my breath.<\/p>\n

I just have Jackie issue the refund and tag that person so they\u2019re prohibited from buying any further offers from me.<\/p>\n

Why?<\/p>\n

\u201cFor as he thinketh in his heart, so is he.\u201d<\/p>\n

When I first started in marketing in the early 90s, the only instruction I had was Dan Kennedy\u2019s newsletter and The Gary Halbert Letter<\/em>. And I PAID for \u2019em even when I couldn\u2019t afford them. (Nowadays you can get access to most of the old Halbert letters online for free.)<\/p>\n

Which always prompts THIS question in my nutty noggin:<\/p>\n

Why is it that lil’ ole moi and a lot of other ambitious folks who absorbed the info in the Halbert letters made CRAZY copious quantities of currency with them? While thousands and thousands of others with access to the EXACT same, word-for-word information haven\u2019t made a single dime? And in most cases, they haven\u2019t done a darn thing other than make BS excuses.<\/p>\n

Why this dichotomy?<\/p>\n

The answer is simple, my revered reader. We\u2019ve known it for over 2,000 years…<\/p>\n

\u201cFor as he thinketh in his heart, so is he.\u201d<\/p>\n

And that brings me to something that\u2019s both URGENT and IMPORTANT:<\/p>\n

In spite of all the scary stuff happening in the global economy right now (due to meticulously planned destruction by Satan worshiping Marxist sociopaths) some people are getting richer than Midas.<\/p>\n

This is nothing new, by the way. In every economic downturn (and even during outright depressions and hyperinflation… coming soon to a country near you!) most people get impoverished… while some get richer than Oprah.<\/p>\n

What\u2019s the secret to getting rich instead of being impoverished like the majority?<\/p>\n

Several things. The most important being, \u201cAs he thinketh in his heart, so is he.\u201d (Sick of hearing that yet?)<\/p>\n

There\u2019s also another CRUCIAL element. One that us\u2019ns (entrepreneurs and marketers) LOVE to talk about. And that\u2019s this:<\/p>\n

The people getting rich right now know how to create front-end offers and make \u2019em work to cold traffic.<\/strong><\/p>\n

So if YOU want to get rich during these turbulent times, then Step One is as obvious as the nose on G\u00e9rard Depardieu\u2019s face:<\/p>\n

You MUST know how to create offers that work to cold traffic.<\/p>\n

Which is tougher (and more EXPENSIVE) these days than I\u2019ve ever<\/em> seen it in my entire 30+ year entrepreneurial career.<\/p>\n

However, I do know a few secrets.<\/p>\n

And THAT is the kind of stuff I reveal in The Doberman Dan Letter<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n

You\u2019ll see DD way of developing an offer from scratch and making it work to cold traffic. (It puts EVERYTHING in your favor.)<\/p>\n

And yes, I do it differently than the LMMs (lesser mortal marketers) and LMCs (lesser mortal copywriters.) Because those guys are still operating as if we\u2019re not in a global economic meltdown. And THAT is why most of \u2019em are struggling BIG TIME right now.<\/p>\n

If you want access to information like this — and what intelligent marketer who wants to get hundreds or THOUSANDS of new customers per day wouldn\u2019t? — then you need to claim your knighthood NOW<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Listen, even though my bag o\u2019 tricks goes much deeper than the LMMs and LMCs, don\u2019t be a delusional dolt like the DDDs (dopamine dependent dreamers) in the Internet Marketing world. What I mean is this:<\/p>\n

What I\u2019m revealing ain\u2019t some magic online \u201cmoney button\u201d that spits out $100 bills every time your $3\/hour virtual assistant in the Philippines pushes it for you.<\/p>\n

A mature and intelligent person knows that magic online money buttons don\u2019t exist. Therefore, only a \u201cbovine, clod pated, citified moron\u201d chases that pipe dream. (Aaahhh<\/em>, movie references.)<\/p>\n

This is only for REAL entrepreneurs and marketers who understand that making a new offer work to cold traffic ain\u2019t easy these days. And it takes W-O-R-K.<\/p>\n

Also, you gotta understand something else that\u2019s super-duper, BIG TIME important. In fact, it\u2019s CRUCIAL to your success… or failure (your choice.) And that huge and UBER important secret to making all this work is THIS:<\/p>\n

\u201cFor as he thinketh in his heart, so is he.\u201d<\/p>\n

If you\u2019re one of the\u00a0infinitesimally<\/em> few who TRULY get that… AND you\u2019re willing to put in the work… while others who DON\u2019T have access to these strategies get poorer and poorer… you will get soooooooo<\/em>\u00a0frickin\u2019 WEALTHY, China will owe YOU money!<\/p>\n

If you\u2019ve made the decision to \u201cthinketh in your heart\u201d that you will be successful, NO MATTER WHAT… then\u00a0click here so you don\u2019t miss out.<\/a><\/p>\n

All the best,
\nDoberman Dan<\/p>\n

P.S. One last thang:<\/p>\n

As you’ll soon see, your knighthood includes INSTANT ACCESS to a traffic course PROVEN to generate THOUSANDS of new customers a day.<\/p>\n

Originally priced at $10,000, it\u2019s now yours FREE when you\u00a0GET KNIGHTED TODAY.<\/a><\/p>\n

Combine this traffic course with what I reveal in The Doberman Dan Letter<\/em>… AND in conjunction with \u201cFor as he thinketh in his heart, so is he\u201d… and I predict a steady flow of hundreds or even THOUSANDS of new customers per day in your very near future.<\/p>\n

Pax vobiscum.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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