{"id":12575,"date":"2016-09-14T20:05:06","date_gmt":"2016-09-14T18:05:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dobermandan.com\/blog\/?p=12575"},"modified":"2016-09-14T20:05:06","modified_gmt":"2016-09-14T18:05:06","slug":"this-way-is-officially-obsolete","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dobermandan.com\/blog\/this-way-is-officially-obsolete\/","title":{"rendered":"THIS way is officially obsolete…"},"content":{"rendered":"

If you\u2019re marketing online, there’s\u00a0a change happening.<\/p>\n

Not in a good way either.<\/p>\n

Email open rates… clickthrough rates… and conversions\u00a0are down.<\/p>\n

In some cases, almost cut in HALF.<\/p>\n

It started the end of March.<\/p>\n

When I first noticed this, I thought it was a fluke just happening to me.<\/p>\n

Ain\u2019t so.<\/p>\n

Based on my survey of darn near EVERYBODY I know marketing online, it\u2019s affecting us all.<\/p>\n

Some, like me, have recognized the impact of this early. And we\u2019re making major changes to avoid losing any more ground.<\/p>\n

Others have chosen to cling to hope.<\/p>\n

Hope that\u00a0this soon shall pass.<\/p>\n

And they\u2019re making no adjustments in their business model.<\/p>\n

Foolishly so, based on my more than two decades in online marketing.<\/p>\n

So all I can do is let these folks stew in their own juice of delusions until their sales have tanked enough to do something about it.<\/p>\n

Or not.<\/p>\n

You see, I\u2019m not out to save the world.<\/p>\n

Only my knights.<\/p>\n

And I\u2019d like to save YOU, too.<\/p>\n

How?<\/p>\n

I\u2019m revealing all the details of this recent Internet-wide glitch. One that\u2019s affecting just about\u00a0every online marketer I know.<\/p>\n

Even better… I\u2019m allowing you to look over my shoulder as I reveal the investigation I\u2019ve done to discover the solution.<\/p>\n

AND… you\u2019ll get to witness with your very own eyes… almost in real-time… as I implement this solution in my own business.<\/p>\n

Everything is in the August issue<\/a> of The Doberman Dan Letter.<\/p>\n

And in the interest of \u201cgoing the extra mile\u201d…<\/p>\n

…you\u2019re also going to get two extra bonuses with the August issue.<\/p>\n

One of them will have me PERSONALLY implementing my newfound solution to this Internet-wide disaster in your business FOR YOU.<\/p>\n

(It\u2019s only the second time in the history of the Marketing Camelot that I\u2019ve done this. And may be my last, too.)<\/p>\n

The other bonus shall remain a surprise.<\/p>\n

HINT: One of my knights… a living LEGEND… one of the most successful people in the entire HISTORY of direct response marketing…<\/p>\n

…is giving you — on a silver platter — more than 40 years of distilled marketing and copywriting tests… PROVEN to work like crazy.<\/p>\n

This is \u201cHYOOGE\u201d stuff you can use to make MILLIONS!<\/p>\n

All this (and a LOT more) is available to you when you make the intelligent, no-lose, no-risk decision to get knighted into my Marketing Camelot<\/a>.<\/p>\n

But you can\u2019t twiddle your thumbs and dawdle.
\n(Besides, look where THAT has gotten you.)<\/p>\n

The August issue of The Doberman Dan Letter was sent to the printer yesterday.<\/p>\n

As we speak it\u2019s being meticulously prepared…<\/p>\n

…in a crystalline clean, FDA-inspected and approved, HEPA-filtered room…<\/p>\n

…by squires (assistants to knights) wearing brand new clean-as-a-whistle white cotton gloves, hair nets, respirator masks and cotton \u201cclean room\u201d coveralls and footies.<\/p>\n

Then it will prayed over…<\/p>\n

…then packed in pure nitrogen for preservation
\n(like\u00a0the Smithsonian does with rare exhibits)…<\/p>\n

Next it will be certified as\u00a0kosher…<\/p>\n

…then blessed by yours truly while vividly envisioning your financial, emotional and spiritual success.<\/p>\n

Then the squires will gently and lovingly place it in an envelope with YOUR name and address…<\/p>\n

…and in 2 to 5 business days…\u00a0via First Class postal\u00a0mail…\u00a0you\u2019ll get the\u00a0life-changing miracle you\u2019ve\u00a0been dreaming about.<\/p>\n

Or maybe even praying for.<\/p>\n

Click here to claim your knighthood TODAY<\/a>… before you miss\u00a0out on this breakthrough issue.<\/p>\n

All the best,
\nDoberman Dan<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n\"dobedansig\"<\/a>\n

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