{"id":12482,"date":"2016-07-05T15:59:21","date_gmt":"2016-07-05T20:59:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dobermandan.com\/blog\/?p=12482"},"modified":"2016-07-05T15:59:21","modified_gmt":"2016-07-05T20:59:21","slug":"huge-problem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dobermandan.com\/blog\/huge-problem\/","title":{"rendered":"HUGE problem…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Not sure if you\u2019ve been keeping up on our bruthas and sistas down south… but Venezuela is a catastrophe.<\/p>\n

That\u2019s right… the #1 oil rich nation in the entire frickin\u2019 WORLD (they make the Saudis look like pikers) can\u2019t even feed their people.<\/p>\n

They can\u2019t keep the water or electricity turned on for more than a few hours either.<\/p>\n

IF you\u2019re lucky enough to find them, a dozen eggs will set you back the equivalent of $200 US dollars.<\/p>\n

Probably double that on the black market.<\/p>\n

Cuz there\u2019s darn near NUTTIN\u2019 on the grocery store shelves.<\/p>\n

(My \u201cboots on the ground\u201d source tells me they haven\u2019t had toilet paper since late last year.)<\/p>\n

And people are murdering each other LITERALLY over what little food is on the shelves.<\/p>\n

Pay attention Bernie Sanders fans…<\/p>\n

He\u2019s spewing the exact same \u201cyou\u2019re gonna get everything free\u201d socialist rhetoric that Chavez (Venezuela\u2019s past president) and Maduro (current executive boob in charge) have been telling those poor saps in Venezuela for two decades.<\/p>\n

And look how it\u2019s working out for them.<\/p>\n

No food.<\/p>\n

No water.<\/p>\n

Only a few hours of electricity per day.<\/p>\n

No toilet paper.<\/p>\n

Fights to the death over a dozen eggs.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s a true \u201cMad Max\u201d deal down there now.<\/p>\n

But even THAT wasn\u2019t enough to rile the people into taking charge and overthrowing the socialist looting bastards who have raped and pillaged the country down to bare bones.<\/p>\n

Here was the final blow that spurred some\u00a0people to take up arms:<\/p>\n

Venezuela\u2019s #1 cerveza (beer), Polar, stopped manufacturing.<\/p>\n

“No food, no water, no electricity, no toilet paper. Sure, that makes life suck.<\/p>\n

“But no BEER?!!!<\/p>\n

“My God, this is a national TRAVESTY!<\/p>\n

“We can\u2019t stand for THIS! It\u2019s time to take up arms and take back control!”<\/p>\n

And that\u2019s exactly what happened.<\/p>\n

As many as 80 armed men stormed the Polar beer facility and took it over.<\/p>\n

Because…<\/p>\n

\u201cWe will meekly tolerate the socialists raping and pillaging us and our posterity in this once wealthy country… but life without beer is not worth living.\u201d<\/p>\n

And THAT, my dear reader, is how strong the need is for human beings to get wasted.<\/p>\n

Hell, even rats, if given a choice between cocaine and food, will choose cocaine.<\/p>\n

Every. Single. Time.<\/p>\n

Even if they\u2019re starving to death.<\/p>\n

You see, if the bumbling boobs who we stupidly let run things in this country understood this, they\u2019d understand that a \u201cwar on drugs\u201d will NEVER work. (Their 40-year track record of LOSING this war backs me up.)<\/p>\n

Because it\u2019s NOT a war on drugs.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s a war on human nature.<\/p>\n

This is just how humans are.<\/p>\n

And how they\u2019ll ALWAYS be.<\/p>\n

Understanding that… and understanding how to use all the peculiar little subtleties of human nature to your advantage…<\/p>\n

…is what makes the difference\u00a0between just \u201cgetting by\u201d in your business…<\/p>\n

…and experiencing the massive success that makes you RICH.<\/p>\n

Listen, I\u2019m putting the finishing touches on the July 2016 issue of The Doberman Dan Letter<\/a>.<\/p>\n

And I have to say… I have NEVER seen any online marketing guru…<\/p>\n

…or direct response marketing expert…<\/p>\n

…and DEFINITELY I\u2019ve never seen any copywriter reveal what I\u2019m about to reveal.<\/p>\n

Because I\u2019d be willing to bet nobody knows it.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m revealing a highly advanced way to tap into the brain\u2019s ability to identify images, symbols and concepts… and connect them to the dominant emotions that affect buying behavior… in as few as 13 milliseconds.<\/p>\n

Yeah, this is big boy\/big girl advanced stuff.<\/p>\n

Because you\u2019re going to discover how to tap into THE most powerful force on the planet for getting the \u201crabid\u201d buying response you so desire from your target audience.<\/p>\n

Prepare to be astounded at the speed and ease at which a human brain responds to this secret stuff.<\/p>\n

And the MASSIVE breakthroughs in conversions and sales it will cause in your business.<\/p>\n

I gotta be honest…<\/p>\n

I\u2019ve been afraid to share this for quite some time.<\/p>\n

Been putting it off for more than two years.<\/p>\n

Because, frankly, I was worried it\u2019s too powerful.
\nAnd concerned that most aren\u2019t ready for it.<\/p>\n

But I told my knights in the Marketing Camelot I wouldn\u2019t hold ANYTHING back from them.<\/p>\n

So they\u2019re getting this jealously guarded \u201cdark arts\u201d persuasion secret with both barrels in the upcoming July issue of The Doberman Dan Letter.<\/p>\n

If you don\u2019t want to miss out on THIS party…<\/p>\n

…and miss out on all the wealth and success you COULD enjoy…<\/p>\n

…then you gotta get knighted TODAY.<\/a><\/p>\n

The July issue of The Doberman Dan Letter is being prepared for printing right this very minute as we speak. And will be mailed to my knights later this week.<\/p>\n

Click here if you\u2019re tired of missing out <\/a>on kick ass opportunities that you always see making OTHERS rich.<\/p>\n

All the best,
\nDoberman Dan<\/p>\n\"dobedansig\"<\/a>\n

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