{"id":12382,"date":"2016-07-05T12:11:25","date_gmt":"2016-07-05T17:11:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dobermandan.com\/blog\/?p=12382"},"modified":"2016-07-05T12:11:25","modified_gmt":"2016-07-05T17:11:25","slug":"free-webinar-speed-copywriting-secrets-revealed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dobermandan.com\/blog\/free-webinar-speed-copywriting-secrets-revealed\/","title":{"rendered":"FREE webinar &#8211; Speed Copywriting Secrets Revealed&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Back in the early 90\u2019s I used to train at World Gym in Huber Heights, Ohio.<\/p>\n<p>Mostly guys. So the few attractive women who worked out there received a lot of attention.<\/p>\n<p>Until one young and attractive exotic foreigner showed up one day.<\/p>\n<p>Her name was Elizabeth and she had recently arrived from England. 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I knew what I heard come out of her mouth couldn\u2019t possibly be what she said.<\/p>\n<p>So I asked her to repeat it.<\/p>\n<p>Imagine her embarrassment when I translated the meaning of that statement into good ole red, white and blue \u2018Merican English.<\/p>\n<p>You see, in jolly ole England it means, \u201cI\u2019m going out to the parking lot to smoke a cigarette.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>COMPLETELY different meaning in the U.S.<\/p>\n<p>And COMPLETELY different reaction, too.<\/p>\n<p>You see, different word choices can cause two COMPLETELY different results.<\/p>\n<p>Try it on your spouse or significant other.<\/p>\n<p>Walk up to her (or him), grab both her hands, stare deeply into her eyes and say the following with as much feeling and emotion as you can muster:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI love you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Do the same routine tomorrow, except substitute a different \u201cL\u201d word:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI loathe you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>On which day do ya think you\u2019re gonna have a better chance of getting some of the drink the astronauts took to the moon&#8230; Tang?<\/p>\n<p>You see my dear reader, THAT is the power of words.<\/p>\n<p>And knowing how to wield that power will not only get us guys laid (cuz chicks only need to be breathing to get laid)&#8230; it can make you richer than Midas.<\/p>\n<p>BUT&#8230; it ain\u2019t usually an easy journey figuring out how to use words to get rich.<\/p>\n<p>It can take years or even decades to even just START getting good&#8230;\u00a0IF you don\u2019t have an experienced mentor to show the way.<\/p>\n<p>However, THAT is exactly what I\u2019m going to do for you this coming Wednesday, May 11, 2016 at 8:00PM Eastern Time.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m doing a FREE webinar to show you the FASTEST and SIMPLEST way to put words on paper&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;or in an email&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;on a website&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;or really ANYWHERE&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;to make as much money as your greedy little heart desires.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m revealing what I call my \u201cSpeed Copywriting Secrets.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s the quickest way in existence to create moneymaking copy FAST.<\/p>\n<p>Even if you barely passed high school English&#8230; and you haven\u2019t written anything since then other than a grocery list&#8230; with my Speed Copywriting Secrets you can be making money in practically no time at all.<\/p>\n<p>Or&#8230; if you own a business and you\u2019d like to regularly experience big cash flow boosts&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;but don\u2019t have the money to hire a kick-ass copywriter&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;my Speed Copywriting Secrets will turn your business into a cash cow, generating more profits than ever before.<\/p>\n<p>Big promises, I know.<\/p>\n<p>But I have an ace up my sleeve. (And you will, too if you attend the webinar.)<\/p>\n<p>I have a secret weapon for creating moneymaking copy FAST and darn near EFFORTLESSLY.<\/p>\n<p>And when you attend the webinar, I\u2019m going to reveal how you can get my secret tool\/shortcut for creating moneymaking copy&#8230; absolutely FREE.<\/p>\n<p>If you want to SPEED through the learning curve of creating million-dollar generating copy as fast as possible&#8230; you simply CANNOT miss this free webinar.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/clicks.aweber.com\/y\/ct\/?l=BTVqf2&amp;m=J84POwO3FmfPRX&amp;b=44X4e5eL3EqoN0KSJA.Vww\">Click here to reserve your spot now<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>However&#8230; there are only 200 spots available and this message is going out to a little over 5,000 money hungry folks. If you want in on this FREE webinar, you better not drag your feet.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/clicks.aweber.com\/y\/ct\/?l=BTVqf2&amp;m=J84POwO3FmfPRX&amp;b=44X4e5eL3EqoN0KSJA.Vww\">Click here NOW to reserve your spot<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>All the best,<br \/>\nDoberman Dan<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.dobermandan.com\/the-best-ways-to-reactivate-past-customers\/dobedansig\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-11365\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-11365\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dobermandan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/dobedansig-300x147.jpg\" alt=\"dobedansig\" width=\"132\" height=\"65\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dobermandan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/dobedansig-300x147.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.dobermandan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/dobedansig.jpg 321w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 132px) 100vw, 132px\" \/><\/a>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back in the early 90\u2019s I used to train at World Gym in Huber Heights, Ohio. 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