{"id":12187,"date":"2016-02-13T06:25:42","date_gmt":"2016-02-13T11:25:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dobermandan.com\/blog\/?p=12187"},"modified":"2016-02-13T06:25:42","modified_gmt":"2016-02-13T11:25:42","slug":"why-youre-not-happy-in-your-work-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dobermandan.com\/blog\/why-youre-not-happy-in-your-work-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Monkey Business"},"content":{"rendered":"

A rhesus monkey was put into a special cage.<\/p>\n

This cage had red, yellow and green squares.<\/p>\n

He seemed to pay little, if any, attention to the colored squares.<\/p>\n

He just lived his life doing monkey things.<\/p>\n

After several days, an \u201cexperimenter\u201d made the red squares start giving off intermittent shocks.<\/p>\n

BTW, I put the word experimenter in quotes because I think this person\u2019s CORRECT title would be \u201cbrain indoctrinator.\u201d<\/p>\n

Or \u201chypnotizer.\u201d<\/p>\n

Anyhoo…<\/p>\n

These shocks caused the monkey a lot of pain.<\/p>\n

Literally.<\/p>\n

(\u201cPain\u201d isn\u2019t some sort of euphemism for emotional distress. That shit REALLY hurt the poor little guy.)<\/p>\n

The monkey became anxious but soon learned to avoid the red squares.<\/p>\n

Next, the experimenter caused the yellow squares to also give off intermittent shocks.<\/p>\n

The monkey acted like he was bipolar, alternating from hyper-anxiety to depression then withdrawal.<\/p>\n

The monkey soon learned to avoid both the red and yellow squares.<\/p>\n

Then ALL the squares were electrified.<\/p>\n

The little monkey began to bite himself, beat his head against the bars and poop on himself.<\/p>\n

For all intents and purposes, this little monkey had been driven crazy by his captors.<\/p>\n

This experiment took place over a period of one month.<\/p>\n

The monkey was then transferred to a second cage with a white floor.<\/p>\n

Soft music was played, he was touched, held and fed.<\/p>\n

Within a short time, he calmed down. Within two weeks he was playful and exploring his cage.<\/p>\n

At that point, the people conducting experiments couldn’t see the difference between this little monkey and a monkey from a rhesus\u00a0population not subjected to this cruel experiment.<\/p>\n

Stupid monkey.<\/p>\n

You see, unlike a \u201csmart\u201d human, he didn\u2019t know how to hold onto the past forever.<\/p>\n

And therefore continue to expect bad things in the future based on his past experience.<\/p>\n

He only knew how to adapt to changing circumstances.<\/p>\n

Now here\u2019s where it gets REALLY interesting:<\/p>\n

When the monkey was put back into the first cage, he was anxious for\u00a0two days.<\/p>\n

But after assuring himself there were no shocks, he began to be as playful in that cage, too.<\/p>\n

Look, I don\u2019t wear a white coat and have a whole string of letters after my name.<\/p>\n

But because of reasons initially based on pure survival,
\nI\u2019ve been engaged in a 30-year study of human nature.<\/p>\n

More specifically, I\u2019ve worked very hard to try and figure out why 99% of the population continually self sabotages and lives their entire life in what any thinking person would define as \u201cfailure.\u201d<\/p>\n

But this one rhesus monkey study just totally hit the\u00a0nail on the head.<\/p>\n

99% of human beings are more stupid than a rhesus monkey.<\/p>\n

Or…<\/p>\n

Maybe… just MAYBE…<\/p>\n

…they’ve never had anybody who loved them enough to save them from the cage with the electric shocks…<\/p>\n

…and transfer them to a cage with a white floor where soft music is played, they\u2019re held, loved and fed.<\/p>\n

[introspective silence]<\/p>\n

The #1 MOST important thing for success I\u2019ve seen over my 30 years of serial entrepreneurship is this:<\/p>\n

A mentor who truly cares about your success.<\/p>\n

Someone willing to invest his life into you.<\/p>\n

Somebody who understands quantum physics… and how intention and focused thought affect matter and energy.<\/p>\n

Most importantly, YOUR matter and energy.<\/p>\n

Therefore… the mentor cares enough to save his mentee from the cage with the electric shocks.<\/p>\n

And transfer him or her to a cage with a white floor where soft music is played.<\/p>\n

Where they\u2019re loved and \u201cfed.\u201d<\/p>\n

And THAT, dear friend, is my #1 motivation for doing what I do in\u00a0the Marketing Camelot<\/a>.<\/p>\n

A lofty goal. That I know.<\/p>\n

But I\u2019ve committed myself to doing what it takes to get closer and closer to it every day.<\/p>\n

I think if you\u2019ll just finally READ THIS<\/a> instead of skimming it…<\/p>\n

…and while you\u2019re reading it, focus on what your life will be like when you\u2019re free of the cage with the electric shocks…<\/p>\n

…I think you\u2019ll see that letting me mentor you<\/a>… as my new knight… is something you feel compelled to do immediately.<\/p>\n

Because you\u2019re now truly ready to be free from the shocks and mental conditioning the world has used to\u00a0keep you in mental and financial slavery.<\/p>\n

And you\u2019re ready NOW to live the life you\u2019ve always dreamed\u00a0about.<\/p>\n

Click here to do that now<\/a>…<\/p>\n

All the best,
\nDoberman Dan<\/p>\n\"dobedansig\"<\/a>\n

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