{"id":12128,"date":"2016-01-11T05:28:25","date_gmt":"2016-01-11T10:28:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dobermandan.com\/blog\/?p=12128"},"modified":"2016-01-11T05:29:02","modified_gmt":"2016-01-11T10:29:02","slug":"youve-been-sold-a-big-stinkin-pile-of-crap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dobermandan.com\/blog\/youve-been-sold-a-big-stinkin-pile-of-crap\/","title":{"rendered":"You\u2019ve been sold a big stinkin’ pile of CRAP"},"content":{"rendered":"

I don\u2019t have time for warm-ups, stories or analogies today.<\/p>\n

Cuz you\u2019ve being told a huge honkin’ lie.<\/p>\n

And I\u2019m gonna set you straight.<\/p>\n

Cuz this lie will cause you to lose a TON of money.<\/p>\n

And MUCH more important (about a ZILLION times more important)…<\/p>\n

…it’ll cause you to lose time.<\/p>\n

Your immeasurably precious and irretrievable time.<\/p>\n

What am I talking about?<\/p>\n

That \u201cmove the free line\u201d crap.<\/p>\n

And all that talk about how you can be \u201ccool\u201d and \u201cnon salesy.\u201d<\/p>\n

That’s saying that your time, experience and knowledge aren\u2019t worth a thing… and you should freely give them away.<\/p>\n

IT\u2019S A LIE!<\/p>\n

And it\u2019s IMPOSSIBLE to build a stable business that way.<\/p>\n

Seriously.<\/p>\n

Don\u2019t fall for it.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m here to tell ya… it will lead you to bankruptcy court.<\/p>\n

Or worse.<\/p>\n

You\u2019ll end up in \u201cspiritual bankruptcy court.\u201d<\/p>\n

Do you REALLY believe that every person\u00a0on your freebie opt-in list deserves your hard\u00a0earned knowledge and experience?<\/p>\n

HELL no!<\/p>\n

Everybody on your list is NOT equal.<\/p>\n

And you should do WHATEVER IT TAKES to repel the ones who aren’t your ideal customers.<\/p>\n

So you can focus your time, energy and love on the very, VERY few who ARE your ideal customers.<\/p>\n

And another thing…<\/p>\n

Do you REALLY want to follow somebody who is more concerned about appearing \u201ccool\u201d and not offending anybody?<\/p>\n

Or somebody who has BALLS and is 100%, no holds barred COMMITTED and PASSIONATE about what they\u2019re offering?<\/p>\n

Look, I\u2019ve never tried to hide this fact from you:<\/p>\n

I\u2019ve got something to sell<\/a>.<\/p>\n

And I sell it in every single email I send.<\/p>\n

Yes, I\u2019m talking about my Marketing Camelot<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m EXTREMELY passionate about it.<\/p>\n

And committed to it.<\/p>\n

(Wanna understand what \u201ccommitted\u201d really means? Look at your breakfast… eggs and bacon. The chicken was involved. But the pig was COMMITTED!)<\/p>\n

And don\u2019t you want to associate with a person who really BELIEVES in what they\u2019re selling?<\/p>\n

A person on a mission?<\/p>\n

A person COMMITTED to what they believe in?<\/p>\n

Or do you want to follow a person who is more concerned about what the freebie seeking thumb sucking losers on their opt-in list think about them?<\/p>\n

Listen…<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t give a shit if anybody thinks I\u2019m \u201ccool.\u201d<\/p>\n

I\u2019m not trying to \u201cmove the free line\u201d and provide\u00a0value to people who have not yet shown they deserve it because I’m trying to win some popularity contest.<\/p>\n

I couldn\u2019t give a flying fornication if certain folks unsubscribe.<\/p>\n

In fact, I work really hard writing these emails with the hope that they DO unsubscribe.<\/p>\n

You see, I\u2019ve made more sacrifices than any other human being I know to learn the stuff I know.<\/p>\n

You\u2019re insane if you think I\u2019m gonna give away the stuff I sweated BLOOD to learn…<\/p>\n

…and lost MILLIONS of my own dollars learning the hard way…<\/p>\n

… to just anybody.<\/p>\n

But I will and DO provide that to the knights in my Marketing Camelot<\/a>.<\/p>\n

\u2018Cuz they\u2019re the rare people who have proven they\u2019re willing to make some sacrifices to learn it.<\/p>\n

Just so there\u2019s absolutely no misunderstanding… let me spell it out for you:<\/p>\n

I do the work of writing these daily emails\u00a0because I have something to sell.<\/p>\n

Something I believe in with every ounce of my heart and soul.<\/p>\n

And something that only a teeny tiny number of people in this world actually qualify for…<\/p>\n

The Marketing Camelot<\/a>.<\/p>\n

You see, I’m passionate about it because I know I\u2019m saving lives.<\/p>\n

\u2018Cuz a life spent in \u201cquiet desperation\u201d is death.<\/p>\n

(Actually it\u2019s worse than death.)<\/p>\n

And I\u2019m working hard to save some people.<\/p>\n

I make no apologies for that.<\/p>\n

And THAT is why I write a daily email.<\/p>\n

If you don’t care about appearing “non-salesy” and “cool” and you just want to learn how to REALLY sell stuff online…<\/p>\n

Click here…<\/a><\/p>\n

All the best,
\nDoberman Dan<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n\"dobedansig\"<\/a>\n

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