{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Doberman Dan","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.dobermandan.com\/blog","title":"This guru just f*&ked me outta my money... - Doberman Dan","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"eH6qSeF3X7\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dobermandan.com\/blog\/this-guru-just-fked-me-outta-my-money\/\">This guru just f*&#038;ked me outta my money&#8230;<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dobermandan.com\/blog\/this-guru-just-fked-me-outta-my-money\/embed\/#?secret=eH6qSeF3X7\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;This guru just f*&#038;ked me outta my money&#8230;&#8221; &#8212; Doberman Dan\" data-secret=\"eH6qSeF3X7\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/www.dobermandan.com\/blog\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n\/* ]]> *\/\n<\/script>\n","description":"I now have a much greater appreciation for how the Colombian \u201cnarco traficantes\u201d do business. The terms and responsibilities of your agreement are spelled out \u201cmas claro que agua.\u201d (Clearer than water.) And the consequences of NOT doing what you\u2019ve agreed to do are made even clearer. That involves your entire family getting brutally murdered [&hellip;]","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/www.dobermandan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/dobedansig.jpg","thumbnail_width":321,"thumbnail_height":158}