In 1950, a new drug named Krebiozen was released.
There was a lot of hubbub about this drug because it was being promoted as the cancer cure the world had been waiting for.
The American Medical Association and FDA were conducting a study on the drug.
One of the doctors participating in the study was a physiologist named Bruno Klopfer.
At the time, Doctor Klopfer was treating a patient who had advanced cancer of the lymph nodes whom we will call Mr. Wright.
When Mr. Wright found out about the AMA and FDA experiments, he wanted to be a test subject.
After all, he had nothing to lose.
He had endured a bunch of unsuccessful treatments (with TERRIFYING side effects), none of which had done a damn thing but make him sicker.
His neck, armpits, chest, stomach, and groin were full of tumors as big as an orange.
And his kidneys and spleen were in gawd-awful condition. (Probably from his cancer treatments.)
He didn’t have much time left.
Even though the Krebiozen study wasn’t completed… and they hadn’t even STARTED to investigate its safety… Dr. Klopfer reluctantly injected Mr.Wright with one dose.
Since the safety trials weren’t complete, he worried that this “cure” might kill his patient.
But desperate situations call for desperate measures. And time was running out for poor old Mr. Wright.
What happened only a few days later was shocking.
Mr. Wright got out of bed by himself. Something he hadn’t been able to do for quite some time.
Even more surprising… he was able to walk around on his own.
This was the closest to a miracle Dr. Klopfer had ever seen!
Even MORE amazing…
Mr. Wright’s tumors were 50% smaller. In only a few DAYS, for cryin’ out loud!
No cancer treatment known to man… not even the strongest radiation or chemotherapy… could have possibly done that.
When Mr. Wright was first wheeled into the hospital, he was so sick and feeble, he couldn’t even survive without an oxygen mask.
But there he was, only ten days after Krebiozen was injected, and was released from the hospital as a 100% certified healthy man.
Without even a TRACE of cancer.
He was completely healthy and back to his normal active self for two months.
That’s when the press started releasing articles about Krebiozen.
They all said it wasn’t an effective cancer treatment.
Mr. Wright sunk into depression.
Soon after, the cancer came back with a vengeance and he was forced to go back to the hospital.
But the cunning and crafty Dr. Bruno Klopfer had a new plan.
This time, he was going to “go renegade” and do a little psychological experiment.
He told Mr. Wright that all the articles released in the papers were based on tests done with a different version of Krebiozen.
But he had a NEW formula.
One that was a far higher quality, much more concentrated and much more effective.
Mr. Wright was ecstatic.
Dr. Klopfer injected him with another dose.
BUT… sneaky old Dr. Klopfer pulled a fast one. The only thing in the syringe was distilled water.
Yeah… a placebo.
What happened next was even MORE shocking.
Another miracle cure!
In only a matter of days Mr. Wright was released from the hospital, cancer-free and in robust health.
Two months later, the American Medical Association released an official article stating that the study of Krebiozen had been completed. It showed conclusively that it was NOT an effective cancer cure.
Sadly, that article wound up in the hands of our now robust, healthy and cancer-free friend,
Mr. Wright.
Can you guess what happened next?
His cancer came back and he died within two days.
THAT, my dear reader, is the power YOU have with your thoughts.
And happy, happy, joy, joy… you have 100% control over this power.
The power to heal, the power to kill.
The power to create any life you desire.
The power to create any INCOME you desire.
It already exists in your mind.
You’re either using it purposely, 100% under your own control…
OR… by default, you’re allowing it to be controlled by others.
And THAT, by any definition, is a slave.
A slave to those who have appointed themselves as your rulers.
A slave to the approval, will and whims of others.
A slave to the opinions of the collective.
A slave to fear.
And therefore, you shall forever be… a slave to poverty.
One of the many things I teach my knights in the Marketing Camelot is how to break the chains of slavery.
Chains that have been shackled to you practically since the day you were born.
Oftentimes I teach this overtly.
Other times it’s taught… how shall we say… more subtly.
Through parables, humorous parenthetical comments… and the MOST effective way, by example.
You see, I believe… as do all the salt-of-the-earth people who have chosen to become knighted into the Marketing Camelot… that the guiding principles of knighthood are NOT dead.
These principles… this code of honor… still exists in the hearts of an elite few.
They can FEEL it stirring within their hearts.
In fact, they’ve felt it their entire lives. They just don’t completely understand it… can’t define it… and may even be afraid of it.
What is “it”?
The immense power that resides within.
The same power that instantly cured Mr. Wright of terminal cancer.
The power to create anything you can imagine.
Your power to be free.
Your birthright.
I’d be willing to bet nobody has ever told you about this power.
In fact, you’ve been programmed to believe the exact OPPOSITE.
That you’re powerless.
Dependent.
Or worse… AVERAGE.
Based on my experience, 99% of the world accepts this programming with nary a thought.
Except the rare individual who KNOWS… deep down… that he’s special.
He FEELS something in his heart that confirms he’s NOT like the others.
He hears a DIFFERENT call.
He just hasn’t (yet) been extended a wise and experienced hand to guide him to his preordained path of greatness.
Until today.
I, Sir Dan of Doberman, am extending my hand to you.
Because that FEELING you feel… the one I bet you’ve felt your entire LIFE… is a calling.
A call to arms.
A call to FIGHT and take back what has been stolen from you.
To reclaim what is rightfully yours.
The immense power that resides within you.
The power you should have been using… and COULD be using to save yourself from the unsatisfying life you’ve been living.
But it ain’t gonna come easy.
And you need to prepare and train.
I’ll show you how to take up your sword…
…and with the other hand, SNATCH your power out of the larcenous hands of your slave masters…
…and reclaim ownership of your life.
Because THAT is what a knight does.
You see, knights are men and women of courage, honor and dignity.
(In MY Camelot women can become knights, too. And FYI guys… most of them fight more fiercely than you.)
Knights practice chivalry and protect those unable to protect themselves. (Notice I said “unable”… not UNWILLING.)
They honor their leaders and fight beside them with bravery. (“Bravery” meaning that they do what needs to be done. Even if they’re “wet your pants” scared.)
They undertake dangerous quests… no matter where it may take them.
Even if it takes them to the deepest recesses of their mind, to face down the demons they’ve been running from their entire lives.
Knights are the precious .000001% of the human race who move the world.
[PREGNANT PAUSE]
Do ya think all this was corny?
Hokey?
The ramblings of a modern day Don Quixote, battling windmills?
Then this message isn’t for you.
Because for the chosen ones… the elite few still left on this planet who BELIEVE in all the “hokey” stuff like chivalry, courage and honor…
…my message today has resonated with something deep within your soul.
And you feel a stirring.
Yes, some fear, too. That’s normal.
But you also feel something more powerful, more virtuous, more PURE than fear.
You feel…
…a calling.
A calling to knighthood…
A calling to take up your sword and shield…
A calling to FIGHT for your freedom.
But you’re not alone in this fight.
And I’ll prove it to you.
Right now… right this very moment…
Stop…
…squint your eyes…
…and look off into the distance.
You’ll see an image of something…
…Or is it SOMEONE?
Yes, there it is.
An image IS forming.
And at last… you see…
It is I who calls.
Click here to accept your call to knighthood…
All the best,
Doberman Dan
P.S. Words can kill.
Words can give life.
They’re either poison or fruit.
And it is YOU who wields the power to choose which they shall be.
So choose wisely and click here…
Pax vobiscum.
