Dear Friend,

I've discovered something truly amazing.

You can cure many forms of cancer with a ball peen hammer.

Yeah… a good old fashioned ball peen hammer.

Here's what you do…

After running really expensive (and often inconclusive) diagnostics that show a person may have cancer… you go out and buy a brand new ball peen hammer. (This only works with a NEW hammer… a used one won't work.)

Then you whack the patient on the head… really hard.

When it doesn't work… uh, I mean IF it doesn't work… you go buy a brand new ball peen hammer and whack the patient on the head even harder.

If the second round of treatments doesn't work, guess what you do next…

You go buy another new ball peen hammer, whack the patient on the head even harder… but this time you hit them multiple times.

Now it may appear that you are using a very dangerous weapon on them, causing them grave irreparable damage… AND the cancer is getting worse… but that's simply not the case.

Because, you see, I have multiple studies from universities, government agencies and independent labs that confirm this ball peen hammer therapy is the very best treatment option we currently have for cancer.

And surprisingly, it's just pure coinkidink that…

I OWN the sole manufacturing
facility for ball peen hammers!

But really… that has nothing to do with this new-found, highly effective cancer treatment. It's just pure coincidence, I assure you.

And I believe soooooo much in my ball peen hammer cancer treatment… I unselfishly funded all the studies that show its effectiveness.

Yup! Ain't I a good guy to invest my own money in that "research."

AND I'm such a believer in this therapy, I'm also subsidizing the AMDWUBPHIACT… the Association of Medical Doctors Who Use Ball Peen Hammers In The Advancement of Cancer Therapy.

And coincidentally, that association controls the curriculum of all the medical schools in this country… so ALL of our present and future doctors will be trained in the use of this wonderful and effective therapy.

Isn't that great?!

Now, it hasn't exactly been a walk in the park to spread the good news amongst cancer patients and the doctors who treat them.

Oh no. I've had plenty of problems to deal with.

The first being getting a treatment approved that causes so much irreversible damage to the patient. I mean, after all… that fact is painfully obvious (pun intended) to any semi-intelligent, rational person who can analyze the facts and think for themselves.

Hell, all you need to do is speak with some patients who have been forced to endure multiple exposures to the ball peen hammer cancer treatment.

Such a minuscule amount are "cured" it doesn't even amount to ANY statistical significance. Yet 100% are damaged for life. They will NEVER fully recover from the treatment.

Actually, if the truth be told… almost all of them die from the treatment.

But that's no problem at all… because everybody just responds exactly how I've conditioned them to respond…

"Tsk, tsk. That damn cancer. It's a shame they didn't get to that poor bastard in time with the ball peen hammer treatment. They could have saved him.

Incredible isn't, it?

Nope. It's exactly what I expected.

Now initially I thought my cancer treatment NOT curing cancer, causing permanent harm and death to the patient would be a problem. But it turned out to be not much of a problem at all.

See, there really are very, very few rational people who can think for themselves. The rest can be quickly and easily manipulated into believing what I want them to believe.

That's a piece of cake with the skillful use of a little propaganda. (Thank you, Eddie Bernays!)

And since almost everybody has been conditioned to get their information from the mainstream media, I only had to cross a few carefully selected palms with a few pieces of silver to get those guys to say what I needed said.

So problem #1 immediately overcome.

Problem #2 was a little
more challenging…

It turns out there are some cancer therapies that really work.

Can you believe that?

Yeah, and even better… they cause absolutely NO harm to the patient.

None, nada, zero… zip!

These therapies have been around for over 100 years, proven time and time again. Hell, one of the doctors even testified in front of congress about his results. (Interestingly, that testimony has been deleted from the congressional record.)

These therapies are INCREDIBLY effective. Decades of medical records to back it up. And NOTHING is harmful to the patient.

Now my ball peen hammer therapy, in comparison, has less than a .25% chance of success… and in ALL cases seriously harms and usually KILLS the patient.

That is a BIG problem for me.

I mean, how can I keep selling millions of my ridiculously expensive ball peen hammers if people find out the truth?

Oops! Uh… I mean… how can I help all these poor, sick patients with my "clinically proven" and highly effective ball peen hammer therapy? They should be kept away from all those "quack treatments" that heal and don't kill.

A sick person should have no freedom of choice in their cancer treatment! MY treatment is the best option. I know because all those companies, universities, labs and smart people in white coats (who I paid to say so) confirm it's the best treatment option.

Hmmmm… this problem is a bit more perplexing to me.

Oh, wait a minute. I know!

I'm going to bring our
"public servants" on board with me!

I'll get them to also say it's the best treatment option. I just need to give up a few more pieces of silver to get them on my side.

But that's no big deal. I'm making a fortune selling my high-priced ball peen hammers. And I'll make even MORE when I have these flunky politicians in my pocket.

Hmmmm… that's good… but it's STILL not good enough.

Oh, I know!

Once I own the public servants, I'll give them some more silver to outlaw all those safe and effective treatments.

Heck, I'll even pay them to set up a very powerful pseudo-military agency (that doesn't follow rule of law) to enforce these new cancer treatment restrictions.

Any doctor using any other cancer therapy will be stripped of his license, publicly humiliated, labeled a quack, tarred and feathered and run out of the country.

If even that is not enough to dissuade him… we'll simply kill him.

"Won't we have to make it look like an accident so we don't arouse suspicion?", you ask.

Probably not.

You see, most people are now so completely conditioned and unable to see the truth… even when it's staring them in the face… we won't have to worry about it. (Again… thank you, Eddie Bernays. You're my hero.)

Actually, we only need to make an example of a few doctors. That will scare all the others half to death. This way they will never, ever even consider any other therapy not approved by me.

And all those suckers… er, I mean poor cancer patients… will only have one option…

My "proven" ball peen hammer therapy!

Wow! That really was easy.

I'm a frickin' genius.

And soon to be a very rich and powerful genius, too.

Screw all this direct response and Internet marketing stuff. I'm tired of talking about it. This is the REAL way to make a lot of money quickly.

Stay tuned for next week's post. I'm going to share another easy way to make a lot of money quickly… starting your own religion.

All the best,

Dear Friend,

I've been in a few tough situations over the years.

In every single case, by the grace of God (and with a little preparation on my part), I wound up being the victor.

Here's just a small sample:

• I've faced down several homicidal armed attackers…

• Survived two nasty divorces…

• Experienced 10 straight years of consecutive business failures…

• Been legally bankrupt once and technically bankrupt 4 other times…

• Lived without any kind of safety net in two different foreign countries (one was the most dangerous country in the world at that time)… AND…

• I even stripped down to my skivvies in front of 300 drunk horny women to raise money for charity!

In addition to all that, I just added another entry to my list of accomplishments…

Cancer Survivor!

The Colombiana asked me not to share this with you. She thought it was too personal.

She also said you were sick of me. After all, you heard from me every single day for the past 30 days during my YouTube 30-Day Challenge.

She's right… this IS personal stuff… and you probably ARE sick of me… but I have a feeling somebody might need to hear this.

Anyhoo… I've alluded to a health issue here on the blog before. It all started at the end of last year.

Let me give you the "Readers Digest" version of my ordeal.

A week ago at Moffitt Cancer Center in Tampa, Florida I had a large and rapidly growing tumor removed from my thyroid, along with half of my thyroid and some lymph nodes.

By the way, I'd like to answer the numerous questions I received about alternative treatments.

YES, I did explore (and am still exploring) alternative treatment options. I've seen numerous success stories from alternative treatments and believe traditional allopathic options such as surgery, chemotherapy and radiation should be a last resort.

Unfortunately, in my case, the tumor was growing quite rapidly and causing some blockage of my airway so I needed a pretty urgent remedy.

Also, the surgeon knew my vocal nerve was involved to some degree and the longer I waited for my miracle cure, the more likely I would lose my vocal nerve.

Now to some people that would be GOOD news since losing my vocal nerve means I can never speak again… but it's kinda important to me.

So after exploring all my options, I opted for the surgery.

I'm REALLY glad I didn't wait any longer.

Once they had me cut open, the surgeon discovered things were worse than expected.

My vocal nerve went right up through the center of the tumor. He had never seen a case like that before. It made the surgery a lot trickier… and the chance of saving my vocal nerve plunged down to the single digits.

I think a lesser skilled surgeon would have said, "What's the use. The chance of saving this guy's vocal nerve is so small, why should I bother."

But not my surgeon.

Even though it took twice as long as expected, he took his time and did everything he knew to save the vocal nerve.

My voice is still a little weak but coming back quickly.

Once again, with all the odds against me I've come out victorious.

I'm going to celebrate that every day.

Moffitt Cancer Center has these cool little buttons.

They're color coded according to what kind of cancer you have.

Mine is blue for thyroid cancer.

It's kinda like we're all in this exclusive little club with our own secret codes.

We nod to each other in the hallway thinking, "Poor sick bastard. Thank God I'm not sick like him."

Or at least that's what I think.

I'm glad to say, I'm leaving the club.

Can't say that I enjoyed my brief stay. In fact, I don't EVER plan on returning.

It's been an emotional roller coaster the past several months… and that's been a GOOD thing.

Most people coast through life without ever really thinking about their own mortality. They act as if they have all the time in the world… and because of that, they're always putting off their goals and dreams until "tomorrow".

The sad fact is most people choose to fritter away their days in mindless grunt work, never even taking the first step toward all the things they claim they're going to do some day.

Tomorrow is a promissory note guaranteed to no one.

The time to start is TODAY.

I'm truly grateful I got my wake up call.

Hopefully it will serve as your wake up call, too.

Make your days count NOW. Tomorrow is promised to no one.

All the best,

P.S. Thanks to everybody who sent me your positive thoughts, prayers and encouragement. I really appreciate it.

Listen up cuz this is really important.

I know this message may be "off topic" since it's not about marketing or copywriting… but it's MY newsletter so I can write about anything I want!

But seriously, I'm going to reveal some really valuable health info today.

Look, what good is it to have a successful business and make a ton of money if your health is bad and you always feel crappy.

What I'm about to reveal is truly a matter of life and death…

Just making one small change in your eating habits can almost immediately help you…

• Improve your overall sense of well-being and just plain FEEL better…
• Beat depression and feel more optimistic…
• Have more energy…
• Lose ugly body fat…
• And improve your sex drive!

I've taught members of my inner circle group that refined sugar is bad for not only your appearance but your health, too. Tooth decay, diabetes, high blood pressure, heart disease and even more bad stuff.

And high fructose corn syrup is even WORSE! That stuff is straight from the devil himself. It's clinically proven to be more addictive than cocaine… and the food industry puts it in practically
EVERYTHING!

But it gets worse. Did you know refined sugar and high fructose corn syrup can kill your love life?

A study in the Journal of Clinical Investigation shows that high levels of glucose and fructose can deactivate the gene that controls the amount of sex hormones in your blood.1

This study revealed that when glucose and fructose are metabolized by the liver it deactivates the SHBG (sex hormone binding globulin) gene.

Why is SHBG so important? It regulates the amounts of testosterone and estrogen floating around in your bloodstream.

Without SHBG to regulate those hormones, your sex hormones get all screwed up… which in men can lead to impotence, depression and low libido.

For women the effects are WORSE. In addition to diabetes (which can also significantly decrease a woman's libido), low SHBG levels can cause infertility, polycystic ovaries, acne and uterine cancer.1 2

To maintain good sexual health, one of the first things you should do is avoid all sugar.

And the easiest way to immediately cut your sugar intake is to quit ALL soft drinks, juices and anything with fructose. You'll see fructose labeled as HFCS or "high fructose corn syrup". They're
putting it in practically EVERYTHING these days.

Gee, do you think there's some kind of conspiracy to keep us all fat, unhealthy and depressed?

That way you could keep everybody on drugs like anti-depressants, blood pressure meds, insulin and viagra.

Hmmm… who would stand to make a lot of money from that?

Wouldn't it be a lot easier and cheaper to simply stop consuming sugar, HFCS and other high glycemic carbohydrates?

Just a thought.

Anyhooo… here's my recommendation:

Soda (or "pop" as we called it in the midwest) and all those drinks with sugar and HFCS are just plain dangerous… PERIOD!

Drink water instead. I try to drink only purified water because anything else will probably contain chemicals that will also put your sexual health at risk.

If you're using artificial sweeteners… stop. Stay away from any and all products containing chemical artificial sweeteners as they can also create health problems. (That includes diet soda and drinks like "Diet Snapple.")

Instead, use Stevia, an all-natural herbal sweetener with no side effects. It's about eight times sweeter than sugar, so a little goes a long way.

I gotta run. I just wanted to share a quick secret that can almost IMMEDIATELY improve your health.

We'll get back to money-making stuff next issue.
All the best,

Doberman Dan

1 Selva D, Hogeveen K, Innis S, Hammond G. "Monosaccharide-induced lipogenesis regulates the human hepatic sex hormone-binding globulin gene", J. Clin. Invest. 117:3979-3987 doi:10.1172/JCI32249.

2 Laaksonen DE, Niskanen L, Punnonen K; et al. Testosterone and sex hormone-binding globulin predict the metabolic syndrome and diabetes in middle-aged men. Diabetes Care. 2004;27(5):1036-1041.e.?